What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 06:26

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
Moonraker
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What's the difference between “ce”, “ça”, and “cela”, and when do I use each (French)?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
Solar Orbiter gets world-first views of the Sun’s poles - European Space Agency
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…